WOW! Did you read this?

It's the best way to make important decision

Thistle — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 19:37:54 GMT

West wrote:It's hard to tell from the way that they're turned, but it appears that West and Zilker just played 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'. West leaves a dismayed Zilker, waves to Andrade and Eclipse, and makes his way out. Zilker begins to mingle, obviously stuck with babysitting the Thearchs.

Bo Knows

West — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:55:53 GMT

Fractured wrote:

Tug congratulated West and sat down, forlorn over two consecutive losses. It had been two on one, they ought to have landed one blow, at least.

This is like being a Raider again.

lmao

Wait O Yes I'm Sorry I can make the Air Poison

Kelreth — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:20:26 GMT

So ya, this reminded me Moros have some evilly fun powers. Quote: Joshua He focuses on that rifle barrel, and lets the magic flow out. The air around the rifle begins to change, some elements concentrating, others subsiding. The mixture of oxygen, hydrogen, nitrogen, and many other elements shifts until it is made up of just three: Hydrogen, carbon, nitrogen. The atoms bond in a new, and dangerous, way. The air itself turns into hydrogen cyanide.

Between here and there

Thistle — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 21:55:18 GMT

Fractured wrote:"Anybody got a towel? I got spare clothes in the truck, but between here and there..." He figured a great big naked man in front of a church might cause comment if there's any Sleepers out there. Of course, he could become a more aesthetically proportioned naked woman, which would probably not disturb anyone, but that would require Mana. Yeah, a naked woman in front of a church. That definitely won't be more cause for comment than a naked man in front of a church. ...

Damn, girl...

Fractured — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 02:39:08 GMT

Rosyn wrote:"My preferred weapon is a MP5 sub-machine gun." Teegan answers Falx matter-of-factly. That is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard a woman say. Sigh.

Albatross

Anonymous — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 22:11:08 GMT

Very nice. Makes me think of Rime of the Ancient Mariner. Fractured wrote:An older man, wearing a tie-dye Grateful Dead concert T-Shirt, black shorts and sandals, walks slowly toward the funeral. A solid white button is prominent above his heart. As he approaches, his steps take on a deliberate pace, and his bleary eyes are laser-focused on Ollie. "You are Ollie. I saw you at the park." His breath smells faintly of vodka. "I mean, when I postcogged it. My name ...

WWND?

Bodecia Albion — Sat, 30 May 2009 23:01:50 GMT

This is a piece of masterful writing:

"Al-Adin is about to say something stupid when he thinks to himself "What would Nightfall say." Then keeps his mouth shut, and merely shakes his head."

For those not in the know, Nightfall is a mute.

Gimme five minutes alone...

Fractured — Fri, 22 May 2009 15:08:27 GMT

West wrote: Quote:"Rise, child," the man told the kneeling figure before him. "Has it been done?" "As you requested," he replied, standing. "A bit of bad weather, and some altering of friction. May I ask what was so important about that one?" "No," came the reply. "Just as the Lord commanded Adam and Eve should remain ignorant, so I ask the same of you, for the same reasons. The boy's destiny is no longer a concern, for any ...

You gotta watch out for the lady with the knitting needles...

Bodecia Albion — Sat, 30 May 2009 22:35:39 GMT

As a knitter myself, I cracked up reading this: "What was to stop her from one day poking holes in their skull with knitting needles and enjoy doing it?" The next time somebody asks me to do something really stupid at work, I'm going to DEFINITELY be thinking of this. "Betony Rue's skin was crawling. This type of interacting was still so unfamiliar and uncomfortable to her. Why was she insisting she do this? It couldn't possibly be worth it. Mr. Noble can feel ...

The Talented Mr. Noble

Thistle — Sat, 30 May 2009 22:04:43 GMT

DaevaDude wrote:Derek feels Betony's grip around his arm tighten. He glances sidewise, trying to determine whether she's doing this more because she enjoys the closeness or because she is so conflicted about it. Spoiler: 2009-05-30 14:48:52 Derek Noble rolls 6 to Wits + Empathy (10 Again) 10, 2, 2, 4, 2, 1, 4 1 success He thought it was probably more reflective of her conflicted feelings than conscious enjoyment, but that didn't really matter, because the fact that felt conflict ...

Whatta guy!

DaevaDude — Fri, 29 May 2009 13:30:20 GMT

From the "Going Back for the Car" thread (Mage, Theo & Vegas) Theo recently had a run-in with a mysterious bad-guy mage, and fled leaving behind a rental car. When he and Vegas go back to pick up the car, they find: Quote: ~~Narration~~ The rental car is on concrete blocks, missing all four wheels and tires. It doesn't respond to the remote, either, and further investigation reveals why -- the battery is dead. ~~Narration~~ Theo's investigation only reveals ...

i love you guys :)

Anonymous — Wed, 27 May 2009 23:47:27 GMT

Putting them both together since they came from the same thread you guys are killin' me lol tsameti wrote:She wears a dress that covers far too much skin to be considered tasteful by modern standards, a dark but ridiculously intricate pattern of tiny floral swirls completing a style that can only be described as 'modern grandma.' jmiland1 wrote:Never again, he thinks to himself, before taking the fourth slug. It gets filled up again, and Joshua tries to stare it down before realizing ...

Aww

Lexi — Sun, 24 May 2009 03:31:18 GMT

Thistle wrote:Theo stood outside the door thinking. He didn’t bother listening at the door. The door blocked almost all sound, which given what it was occasionally used for, was unsurprising. But he didn’t want to think on that scene just yet. It made him angery frustrated, annoyed and (despite himself) a little aroused. So he stood thinking about his place within this Consilium. I'm glad Starling does the body good

Everything's better with small animals

Thistle — Sun, 24 May 2009 02:50:25 GMT

Lexi wrote:Betony doesn't make it out of the kitchen before she vanishes. The kitchen staff don't seem to notice, but a few minutes later, Tiffany walks into the lobby near Derek, holding a small chinchilla, and petting it softly. "Anything I can help with, dear?" After about thirty seconds of waiting, Tiffany sets the chinchilla down behind the desk she's standing at, "You really shouldn't go around cursing at our staff, dear, just because the person you're looking for ...

A little salt?

deltadream — Sat, 23 May 2009 14:52:23 GMT

West wrote:

"If that's the case, she needs to get used to your authority," Asa replied. "Just send her a quick text and I'll have Olivette meet her at the door."

Can you say rubbing unecessary salt in a wound?

Always, always knock!

Fractured — Fri, 22 May 2009 01:28:11 GMT

Lexi wrote: Quote:He jumps to his feet, wiping his lips, and stands behind the desk, which is, interestingly enough, just high enough to cover anything. A young intern looking fellow peeks his head out from under the desk, his face turning bright red as he slowly disappears back underneath it. Wow. Thank you for reminding us why not to barge in on another toon, Lexi.

The Right Words

Anonymous — Tue, 19 May 2009 20:39:20 GMT

deltadream wrote:"And a man? This Eric Bethem is mortal and knows of our society? Now that does cast doubt upon Asa if he is only negotiating with him and not sending out a hunt." *And they thought I talked too much over the plants attacking the city. If he is mortal and they have a name why hasn't he been dealt with yet?* she thought angrily. I'm dying laughing, remembering the Carthian Movement Blood Hunt that Twist called

Famous Last Words

jmiland1 — Thu, 14 May 2009 00:24:13 GMT

As West and Ankh plan a near-death experience... Oblivious Ryan wrote:Things are looking up for once! See also: "My shoes are soaking wet, but my cuffs are bone-dry! Everything's coming up Milhouse!"

Naked Eye

Anonymous — Sat, 16 May 2009 05:55:24 GMT

DaevaDude wrote:

Finally he studies the nude man. Noting the lack of cowboy boots and coyote head, he thinks to himself "It's not Kyle this time."

How often can one say/think that??

Granite Park Slaughterhouse

Anonymous — Mon, 18 May 2009 07:35:34 GMT

It's long, but worth the read.

Great, great Scene, everyone. Props to all of you.

Werewolves get no respect...:(

shouldabeenadog — Wed, 13 May 2009 21:57:41 GMT

Quote:Now, unless we have a shapeshifting, pissed off Thyrsus running around, I think we're looking at a vamp, or a furry." Why do werewolves always get lumped with Furries? Its sad.

So, you're in a tavern...

Anonymous — Mon, 11 May 2009 21:39:10 GMT

Benjamin wrote:She picked out two right at first, the pretty one who was apparently hitting on a dockworker or something, and the guy in the back doing his best mysterious stranger impression. None conveniently appear, so she makes her way across the room to the quest dispenser's table. you kill me sometimes *lol*

Bondage Themes Cross Venues

Anonymous — Mon, 11 May 2009 00:43:22 GMT

Lexi wrote:The large spiders legs are suddenly all linked together by a long line of fuzzy handcuffs, all in various shades of pink, purple, and blue. The spider scuttles for a moment, and then falls prone. lol, props to Benjamin and Lexi on coming up with this bit of funniness

911

Anonymous — Sun, 10 May 2009 17:32:47 GMT

Fractured wrote:While hiding from zombies at Granite Park, Ghoster sends Ollie the following text message: "hes here now zombies Death send help to capture. wants my arms gross. think hes in twilight" this cracked me up, because so often i see these lovely, long texts, and i totally pictured Ghoster hunkered over in the dark, texting furiously. gross *lol*

The Los Sangrientos Way

Anonymous — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:39:51 GMT

Wow, this was a great post! I thought your description of the dream was outstanding, Scipio, but this is even better. If I needed to be reminded of why I love playing with you I'd simply look to stuff like this: Quote:Bodycount frowns too, the uncharacteristic crack in Snow's facade making him feel both concerned and strangely privileged at the same time. He squats down next to her and places his arm around her back, giving her shoulder a reassuring squeeze. "We didn't win this ...

I’m not redoing it. You’re the GM, you think of something

Benjamin — Tue, 05 May 2009 16:04:48 GMT

Warning, NSFW because of words (no pics, thank god) and the horrifying results of saying something so monumentally stupid after acting like an idiot
And with those words, observe the aftermath

Look up 'prolific' in the dictionary...

Anonymous — Fri, 01 May 2009 16:57:46 GMT

...and we find Kyle Franesco I've heard there's a double listing for him under 'quickie' as well. funny stuff, man Benjamin wrote:"The only people I know here," Kyle discretly points out several servers carrying around trays. "Are Brian, Meg, Josh, Beth and Amy over there. The only really unusual thing I've noticed is that there are plenty of different maintenance closets just off the main party area, and all of them are unlocked. It's terribly convientent, really."

Asa's "Mood" Thread

DaevaDude — Sun, 03 May 2009 17:14:20 GMT

From one of West's threads in "Requiem Mood" (not the "Diplomat" one, though that one is pretty good, too). Quote:Not having his briefcase, he stood and put the silver box next to the other two on the shelf. As he placed her next to her brothers, he wondered whose hands might some day do the same for him. His eyes tightened in discomfort as tear ducts that had long ago run dry tried to consecrate his loss, and he softly kissed the cold silver before releasing it. In ...

No Happy endings :(

Anonymous — Sat, 02 May 2009 02:00:29 GMT

Frost wrote: As Lioni and Seraphina busy themselves with each other in room 11, neither one of them notice the small sound of the door lock being sheared by claws. Neither of them hear the door silently open. Neither of them hear the predator that comes inside and stands watching their carnal pleasure in each other with a smile. As Lioni looks up from her attention to Seraphina, her eyes go wide with fear. She opens her mouth to scream, but it is quickly cut off by her throat being ...

Stay in School

Anonymous — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 12:19:09 GMT

Well, I don't expect anyone to wade through all of this, but:

The Math teacher is saving everyone's asses which includes 5 ex-military and an Elder. *lol*

ROFLMAO

Fractured — Fri, 01 May 2009 00:38:18 GMT

West wrote:

"Did you get tingly when he put his arm around you?" Zero asked, "Maybe you forgot you're gay."

It was the only thing he could think of to say to take Nekkid's mind off of what happened.

Hilarious, dude : )

Note to self

roadnottaken — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 18:41:42 GMT

Owing debts to the Mysterium can be quite dangerous. Tyria wrote:"Mr. Wessler, unless you want to find yourself filled with the overwhelming urge to raise the Titanic by hand to discharge your debt to me, I suggest you mind your manners," Tyria's cool voice replied.

WTF dice!?

Benjamin — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 19:08:41 GMT

I rolled 16 dice on an attack and you give me 1 success? WHAT IS UP WITH YOU?

Fire it up!

Anonymous — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 16:31:35 GMT

Fractured wrote:It had been a whirlwind of a day since his lighter stopped working, and his reflection was cut short when he realized he was still without a lighter. He walks along until he spies a bodega, buys a new one in cash, and walks out again. He lights his cigarette triumphantly, as though he were Prometheus bringing fire from the gods. lol - nice

Too big!

Anonymous — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 22:23:17 GMT

jmiland1 wrote:Brandon lets out a low whistle, looking at the Tree Too Big For Adjectives. "Do the spiders live around here?" he asks in a hushed tone of hopefulness, while trying to memorize the path to get to this clearing. Not that it would matter, knowing how the Hedge is. Jmiland? You ROCK too hard for adjectives... *GRIN*

Ego

Kai — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:16:47 GMT

"We will not cater to a physicians ego here sir."

Oh man, the number of times I've wanted to say this to both doctors and some architects I know.

Rub salt in the wound

Forn Clakes — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:28:51 GMT

Dinale wrote:Jack grins, trying to bring up the mood, seeing the Grip's losing his own grin "Sure - only I ask it's not fairy dust." You'll enjoy it, I did. Thanks again, West ~FC.

dred = hax

Anonymous — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 19:08:49 GMT

c'mon man, 'fess up

01-01-2008 10:00 Coda rolls 11 to Dex+Drive+3 (9 Again) 8,6,9,10,10,3,6,5,9,3,10,8,8,10,6,10,10,1,5
11 successes

Nicolo go buck on a ho

Anonymous — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:07:47 GMT

christiaen wrote:No... this was too rich. Anger flashed brilliant and hot in his ink-black eyes as Nicolo slowly, but purposefully turned back around on the little would-be warrior. His eyes narrowed and he held himself back from the chants that began to swirl in his mind. "YOU would have ME treat Her Highness in a more respectful manner? You? A so-called 'man-at-arms' that would allow an entire room full of Her subjects not bend a knee to a newly anointed Sovereign? You? Who would ...

Election by Acclamation

Anonymous — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 06:13:12 GMT

Lexi wrote:Thank goodness nothing happened to Asa..the Ventrue would never decide on a new leader." Ah, good memories. Bad ones, too *lol* Asa and Quinton, trading insults, up until Gunstan insulted Lioni... Now that was goin' buck wild on a ho. <-- and you all know when I say 'ho' I don't mean Lioni, I mean Gunstan.

The cluebat

shouldabeenadog — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:10:30 GMT

http://twilightvalley1.forumotion.net/through-the-veils-awakened-ic-f11/got-a-hill-and-a-hole-to-dig-t435-125.htm
*iceing his head* The cluebat broke it was swung so hard.

Ouch!

BloodiedClaws — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 17:49:07 GMT

Quote:"What in the hell is this Mrs. Moraine?" she asks putting the phone out for her to see "Who has given you this permission I know I have been standing here the hole time and did not once tell you to send a message out to the clan you are not the fucking Priscus I am and just because you have found new power in the past few moments do not under any circumstances think that gives you any power or right within the clan as far as I am concerned you are dirt on the bottom of my ...

Here's a Q-Tip -- get those ears

Anonymous — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 19:31:02 GMT

Lexi wrote:

He watches Ruby leave again, and then looks over to Vex as she walks up once more, "I hate to say it again, but weren't you told not a few moments ago that we were discussing business?"

daaaaaaaaaamn, gina!

Dean does it again!

Anonymous — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 06:23:04 GMT

dean wrote:Anton's humming becomes ragged and the fingerdrumming arythmic when the Beast seethes, finding an adversary behind Nicolo's words. As he steps from the tree, the Haunt's vacant gaze roams over Nicolo, eventually settling on the eyes. He speaks in a dusty drawl, containing faint accent, where syllables are bludgeons, edged with an almost insectile buzzing. "Buenos días, Primogen-Priest. We need words, you and I. Inside?" OMFG Where syllables are bludgeons! HOLY ...

Oops!

Anonymous — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:37:02 GMT

Forn Clakes wrote:

Darren stares, his eyes wide like a deer's trapped in the headlights.

"YOU'RE A...A...WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU, DRACULA'S DAUGHTER OR SOM'ING?" he cries.

Errrrr... Maybe Aura should have just Dominated him instead. ROOOOFL.

Ancient??

Lexi — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:23:16 GMT

Quote:Dude, those tags were like a half century old. I doubt they mean anything, dont worry about it, they were ANCIENT. he says. If the 1950s are ancient, then Erika must be practically decrepit. Imagine how Shadow must feel

The Hound is a Fairy

Anonymous — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 23:31:25 GMT

jmiland1 wrote:

"Brandon Davis, of the Autumn Court."

Does Brandon Thomas' player have Requiem on the brain?

Female Question, Male Answer....

Anonymous — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 02:09:12 GMT

Bella wrote:

"If you insist on us sleeping separatly, then I will take the floor. However, I fail to understand why two adults cannot innocently share a bed."

Answer:

Because one of those Adults is a MAN.

Saying Nothing

West — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 16:45:35 GMT

Dredloke wrote:~KARSH~ Obf 2 Continuing to work on the film Karsh steels a glance at the man sitting all regal on the edge of the chair and then begins to rasp once again Sir do you realize that your mouth moves alot but nothing comes out that is anywhere near what was asked of you? So, would this be something like the adults on Peanuts? Wa wa wa wa wa wa.

Neil is a TV Pop Culture Icon!!!!!

Anonymous — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 01:40:23 GMT

It was just a matter of time, really...

Quote:

~~Narration~~

Asa spends the rest of night gettin' defarious with Ishani.