First Twleve minutes...

The show opener ran and Kellie looked to JJ and the Producing staff....the look said it all....I'm Sorry....[i]

Good Afternoon Sacramento and welcome to the Kellie Taite show. We have JJ, Quagmire, and Brooks in today...you will hear from them later....

...But first have you heard of this new Fairness doctrine. If you want to talk politics you have got to make sure you give all sides of a topic a fair amount of time to speak. I mean if we were hear for the recent election we would have had to let FIFTY yes FIFTY different politicians on. You know what that would do to our ratings? I mean how many of you would stay tuned in hearing about the same things from 50 different people. I know I would just shot myself if I was even asked. Now if I want to talk to my republican canadate I have to go and get the Democrats and the independents...why I don't care what they think, oh yeah lets legalize Mary Jane. It will solve all the problems....Stupid hippies....

[i]the comercial break rolles in mid-sentence