Ahhh freshman year

Just goes to show that you should read the damn contract.

Two friends of mine were roomates freshman year in college. As they were in a double room, they had to sign an agreement, and part of it was they had to fill in how they would resolve issues. So they filled it out, and the RA signed it. At the end of the year, they asked the RA if he was surprised that they were both still alive.
He said that they were good kids, and of course they wouldn't drink themselves stupid.
They instead pulled out the contract, which went like this:

We plan to resolve any issues we have first by:
Dueling to the Death with Katanas

HAHAHAHAH That is the BEST way to resolve any issues.

I once got written up for something i did in HS, can't remember; anyway, much like a traffic ticket, you had to sign your write-up.

So I signed it, "Fuck You Calvinist"

Unfortunately, the Vice Principal *did* read it.

One of my friends always signs the little card things at stores with stuff like poop. He's yet to get scolded for it.

Anytime I come to a place that has a courtesy phone with stationary nearby I like to leave messages on the top leaf on the stationary pad.

'Help! We're trapped in the walls!'

Wow west.. Harsh.

I was one of the good kids... I get all my bad out now *grin*

Speaking off...

From the email:
SAFETY ADVISORY

On
April 24, Case Western Reserve University authorities removed two
handguns from a student residence hall room. Appropriate action is
being taken with the student responsible.

Case Western Reserve takes the matter of weapons on campus very
seriously. University policy and Ohio state law prohibit firearms on
campus, even if a person possesses a license to carry a concealed
weapon.

now i'm all for 2nd amendment etc. etc. But to this idiot i say this:
Dumb Shit.

West wrote:I once got written up for something i did in HS, can't remember; anyway, much like a traffic ticket, you had to sign your write-up.

So I signed it, "Fuck You Calvinist"

Unfortunately, the Vice Principal *did* read it.

That cracks me up. Was there a particular reason you called this person a Calvinist, or do you just generally hate those who believe in predestination?