OMG out of the mouths of babes

So I am on my way to get dinner with both my kids in the car (they are 6 and 9 btw) and my daughter sees a VW van and she looks at me and says "Look mom a hippy van" and proceeds to do the peace symbol and say "Peace dude" my son the 6 year old says "ohhh you just were rude to mommy you called her an infected hair on an elephants but" my daughter starts to laugh and then says you don't even want to know what punk means so of course I bit not knowing what she was talking about and said "What does punk mean" she looks at me and gets serious leans over and whispers to me "it's a whales weenie" so tell me am I the only one who did not know this LOL

Well, they have it wrong actually

The correct term for the definition she gave you is Dork.

well she was pretty close come on now she is only 9

(Cough) A Dude is hair on a wart inside an elephants butt, however I do have to give your six year old kudos for knowing that one. I didn't bother to even look it up until I was 14.

And her daughter is such a trip. I swear she's nine going on forty.