This just gets on my nerves

I've been getting a lot of friend requests on MSN lately. I thought hey, maybe I'm just becoming a popular person, and the world has finally recognized what a fucking cool guy I am....instead I got this:

Dave says: (1:57:02 PM)
Do I know you?
((OH I HOPE I DO...your profile pic is pretty hawt!))

Jean says: (1:57:52 PM)
hey, Age/Sex/Location?
((Oh noes! How many girls above the age of 12 ask this right out of the gates.))

Dave says: (1:58:06 PM)
Oh YAY! My favorite....webcam scams

Jean says: (1:59:09 PM)
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol

Dave says: (1:59:39 PM)
Woot! This is fun.  No matter WTF i say, you arent paying attention


Jean says: (2:00:43 PM)
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!

Dave says: (2:01:11 PM)
And what if I say no? Do i lose your valuable friendship?

Jean says: (2:02:35 PM)
I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$

Dave says: (2:02:58 PM)
aww shucks...how can I resist. Just let me update my virus scanner

Jean says: (2:04:44 PM)
well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! ((URL Deleted))  fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!

Dave says: (2:05:57 PM)
I can't read the numbers on my credit card, not since I did that cool trick and threw it through some guys skull. Doesn't matter anyway, I maxed it out buying duct tape, shovels, and plastic bags

Jean says: (2:07:47 PM)
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$

Dave says: (2:08:10 PM)
I'll be right in once I finish wrapping up this body.

Jean says: (2:10:46 PM)
OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..

I just hope someone actually reads it on their end

I used to get a lot of those. Now, not so much.

LOL FUCKING PRICELESS! xD

Kai you are amazing

i think the only thing better i've done was when a chick messaged me asking if i wanna roleplay:

Chick: hey you into roleplaying?
Me: Oh yeah, you have no idea...
Chick: really, thats so hot.
Me: sure is, you start...
Chick: Ok, I take off my clothes and push you on the bed.
Me: I put on my wizard's cap and cast a enlarged, quickened fireball and burn the room to cinders...
Chick: WTF? are you high?

i signed out a couple minutes later after laughing at how hard this chick freaked out, it was great!

LOL xDDDD

That was a good way to put it

I had a friend who used to talk to me a lot and I was always so mean to her. "hey wanna hear about my vampire character?"

"No not really, but you're going to tell me anyway."

"Ok so I made this Ventrue......."

Yeah some poeple are like that in person, as sad as that is.

Rofl, you guys are so bad.