Re: Thread Hijack relocate

[Guest]

You must hear some VERY interesting things sitting in a courtroom all day.

Any near escapes that got your heart racing?

[Guest]

We can be young together Jeff *grin*

[Forn Clakes]

A few. Generally little scroats who want to test the water but so long as you chat to them and have some measure of respect for them, they generally have the same back.

The worst situation was having to strip search a bloke who liked to hide razor blades in various orfices and then having one pulled on us during the search. The second worst was being bitten on the hand by a drunk woman known to be on the game.
Saying that, there are some funny moments, especially with the people I work with. I'll have to post a picture of a night out when I find a decent one.

~FC.

[Guest]

BITTEN?! Was she rabid? Ew. The world needs more people like you who can do scary jobs like that. Is it British slang to be 'on the game' or am I just out of the loop as usual.

I dont want to know where that Razor came from *shudder*

[Forn Clakes]

On the game=prostitute. I had to have some injections and blood tests, all clear mind. The blade-secreter had a razor blade hidden in a piece of skin cut inside his mouth like a pouch. Fortunately, when he pulled it, three of us was wearing helmets and thick gloves, so took him down using control and restraint techniques and continued the search while bending him up.

~FC.

[Guest]

Eeeeew... I'm sure you don't get paid NEARLY enough...

Do you have a far commute? Considering you live in the middle of nowhere, and I'm assuming there aren't many criminals out your way??

[Forn Clakes]

I live near Ipswich, Suffolk. Did you hear of the Suffolk Strangler a couple of years back?

~FC.

[Guest]

Yeah, I think so. When was that exactly. We were over there visiting a couple years back, and that sounds familiar. I love reading all the tabloid papers you pick up on the Underground.

-Mind the Gap-

Did you have contact with him? Or is he still at large?

[Forn Clakes]

The infamous Steve Wright was heard at our court. He murdered five prostitutes over a 3 wekk period, the fastest in British legal history.

Their aren't many criminalls but alot of repeat offenders, people you get to know. It gets worse when they recognise you outside of work.

~FC.

[Guest]

EEEW. Who even THINKS of that.

Huh... where can I hide this.. SKIN POUCH...perfect. Im like an oral kangaroo.

[Forn Clakes]

Hehe. It gets even more fun when they swallow them. One bedwatch at the hospital, coming right up.

~FC.

[Guest]

Ew

[BloodiedClaws]

EEEW. Who even THINKS of that.

Huh... where can I hide this.. SKIN POUCH...perfect. Im like an oral kangaroo.

that is hands down the dirtiest sounding thing i've heard all week... oral kangaroo


but i agree, you gotta have some issues to carry a razor around in your mouth

[Forn Clakes]

True dat, bro, true dat.

~FC.

[Guest]

I knew a girl who use to twirl them in her mouth, and not cut her self and then was able to spit them and stick them in walls...

One of the best Settites I ever played with.......

[Guest]

What is a settite? Am I again out of the loop>?

[Forn Clakes]

A clan of Vamps from the oWoD.

~FC.

[Guest]

A sweet clan that I miss and they made a cult to make up for it....

[Forn Clakes]

Ravnos were my faves.

~FC.

[Guest]

second fav....but we should probably stop the hijack of this thread and let it get back to its original intention

[Guest]

ok we can continue here

[Forn Clakes]

Good point, my bad

~FC.

[Forn Clakes]

Saying that, I also held a soft spot for the Lasombra (sic?).

Maybe that's why my first Vamp happens to be Khaibit.

~FC.

[Guest]

I so miss My Lasombra Anti but then they went and gave os Rotgrafen....and those were great counter to my old pirates

[Forn Clakes]

I've still got my oWoD books upstairs, been selling them to make some cash. Shame really, but needs must.

~FC.

[Premsyl]

I miss Vicissitude.

[Forn Clakes]

I miss the Book of Nod. Got a good price for it though

~FC.

[Guest]

Nope mine are in my closet......alas I don't think I will use them

[Forn Clakes]

I know what you mean. Thought it best to get rid rather than gathering dust.

Just looked to see what I have left: Kindred of the East, Wraith: The Oblivion, Werewolf: the Apocalypse, Berlin by Night and the Gurahl softback.

Man, I've got rid of about 90% of my collection.

~FC.

[Guest]

Well... I think a few good powers of Vicisitud (Nothing like HA GOT YOUR FACE!) could return as awesome Devotions between Protean, Domination and maybe a few other things like those...

I mean, there is a crazy Mekhet bloodline that grows bone spikes... (Ala Spike in X-men Evolution, even with the ridiculous 'flying spike' power) so I don't think Mostrous lords of the land would be too far off...

Maybe a half and half Ventrue Gangrel thingy?

[jmiland1]

I miss the Kiasyd. There was just something compelling about vampires mixed with changelings.

[Guest]

LOL Kyasid... don't know, weren't them the even more 'natural' Gangrel?

[Forn Clakes]

I never heard of them before.

~FC.

[Guest]

Ri ran a LARP Changeling game and I played the Kiyasid on the Hill that was fun.

I wouldn't say Gangrel like but those that had been created from a mix of Changeling blood and the embrace.

[Lexi]

Kyasid were the bloodline in Masquerade that were experiments by the Tremere Antitribu. They were basically what happened when you mixed Changeling & Vampire. Not really overpowered, but typically Sabbat only.

[Guest]

and you forgot very very fun

[Guest]

LOL I see... so unlike the Bloodbrothers not terribly overpowered, but just like the bloodbrothers a very fun idea to try

[Lexi]

Well, they were a bit overpowered :p They always came with that attachment 'Not for PCs'

[Guest]

LOL I see...

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